Some Jokes include a sexual reference and language.  Not for those of a nervous disposition- But thats the mark of a good joke¡

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Jokes

Here are a select few jokes that I yanked off of the internet (share and share alike):

Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Where you left it!

Your mother's so fat the only thing she can fit into in a clothes store is the dressing room
Your Mother's so stupid that she once climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: knock on the door

Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: simply because they don't want to get their nuts wet!

Gloria says to her husband: "take off my bra"
  "fine"  says the husband
Gloria says to her husband: "take off my thong"
   "fine" says the husband
Gloria sighs, saying: "and don't wear my clothes again!"

Mummy! Mummy!  What goes into the packages they send to the people in Africa?
Mummy: Shut up and get back in the box!!

Your mother's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

An irishman was driving to the supermarket when he saw a sign at the side of the road saying: 'Tesco left'  so he turned around and went home.

Your mother's so fat, they had to baptize her at seaworld!

Two ducks in a pond.  One says to the other "Quack"  the second replies "damn it you!  I was going to say that"

An englishman says "look a dead bird"  the irishman looks up "where???"

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